nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
― Gloria Steinem (via feellng)
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Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
― Johnny Knoxville  (via somanydesires)

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I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.
― (via horse-y)
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you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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